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Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

3/17/2017

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This blog should speak for itself. If you are African-American and grew up before 1980 it will need no preamble.

Don't start none won't be none
You better shut yo face
Move your hands, You better move those hands!
That didn't hurt, but the next one will!
Somebody did it. You have 10 seconds to start talking.
Get out of bed. I told you earlier, your behind was mine.
Are you rolling your eyes?
I am going to give you something to cry for.

Get out of her smelling like you have been outside all day.
Hush up before I really give you something to cry for.
Did you just try to stop me from hitting you?
You laughing? Something funny?

Now before I start. I wanna remind you boys that if you tell a lie, you gotta tell another to cover the first one.
It breaks my heart to have to spank you guys but....

Hold your hands out and don't you move them.
You better not pee on yourself or I will get you again.
Don't go where you ain't wanted
I see you don't believe fat meat is greasy.
Every time you move I am starting over.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and I will give you something to cry about.
Do as I say and not as I do.
Don't make me move from this chair
I am going to knock you into next week.

Don't go around telling our business at school.
Oh because your friends did it, you do it? So if your friends jump off a bridge, you goin to do it too?
Please don't make me pull this car over.
You gonna learn you don't eat everybody's cooking.
A hard head makes a soft behind.
You rollin your eyes?
You can give your heart to Jesus but your behind belongs to me!
I brought you in this world and I will take you out!

Go get me that thing from over yonder
Now that you explained what everybody else was doing, help me understand your part in this foolishness.

The same thing that makes you laugh is gonna make you cry.
You can think about it while you rake and bag the backyard leaves and I better not find so much as a twig left on the ground.
Don't be sputing my word girl.

You mad? Scratch your azz and get glad.
You pay a bill you get an opinion.
If I told you once then you already know!
One of y'all better start talking.
You have worked up on this #$$ whippin.
Sit your tail down, before I break it off or wear it out.
What you do in the dark will come to the light.
This is going to hurt you more than it will hurt me.
If you don't be quiet in there, the next sound will be crying.
A hard head makes a soft behind.
Wait til we get home and don't think I am going to forget.
I am going to spank you for today and tomorrow cause I know you going to do something.
Don't look at me with that tone of voice.


NOW STAY IN A CHILD'S PLACE!

1 Comment
Rosiland
4/5/2017 12:46:26 pm

I swear they all went to the "back in the day mama"school and majored in language...cause they all spoke the same words, sentences, phrases and asked the same questions!😂

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